In chewing, chewing all day long.
She chewed while bathing in the tub,
She chewed while dancing at her club,
She chewed in church and on the bus;
It really
was russian girls receiving enemas quite ludicrous!
And when she couldn't russian girls receiving enemas find her gum,
She'd chew up the linoleum,
Or anything russian girls receiving enemas that happened russian girls receiving enemas near —
A pair of boots, the postman's ear,
Or other people's underclothes,
And once she chewed her russian girls receiving enemas boy-friend's nose.
She went on chewing till, at last,
Her chewing muscles grew so vast
That from her face her giant chin
Stuck out just russian girls receiving enemas like a violin.
For years and years she chewed away,
Consuming fifty bits a day,
Until russian girls receiving enemas one summer's eve, alas,
A horrid
business came to pass.
Miss Bigelow russian girls receiving enemas went late to bed,
russian girls receiving enemas For half an hour she lay and read,
Chewing and chewing all the while
Like some great clockwork crocodile.
At last, she put her gum away
Upon russian girls receiving enemas a special little tray,
russian girls receiving enemas And settled russian girls receiving enemas russian girls receiving enemas back and went to sleep —
(She managed this by counting sheep).
But now, how strange! Although she slept,
russian girls receiving enemas Those massive jaws of hers still kept
On chewing, chewing through the night,
Even with nothing there to bite.
They were, you see, in such a groove
They positively had to move.
And very grim it was to hear
In pitchy darkness, loud and clear,
This sleeping woman's great big trap
Opening and shutting, snap-snap-snap!
Faster and faster, russian girls receiving enemas chop-chop-chop,
russian girls receiving enemas The noise went on, it wouldn't stop.
Until at last her russian girls receiving enemas jaws decide
To pause and open extra wide,
And with russian girls receiving enemas the most tremendous chew
They bit the lady's tongue in two.
Thereafter, just from chewing gum,
Miss Bigelow was always dumb,
And spent her life shut up in some
Disgusting sanatorium.
And that is why we'll try so hard
To save Miss Violet Beauregarde
From suffering an equal fate.
She's still quite young. It's not too late,
Provided she survives the cure.
We hope she russian girls receiving enemas does. We can'russian girls receiving enemas t be sure.'
22
Along the Corridor
'Well, well, well,' sighed Mr Willy Wonka, 'two naughty little children gone. Three good