Like' on the piano.
Neville stared, his good eye wide.
When the tiny man had finished, Old Pete snatched him up and thrust him,
viendosexo the piano and the stool viendosexo back into the carrier bag.
'That's the most incredible thing viendosexo I' viendosexo ve ever seen in my life,' viendosexo said
Neville.
'Huh!' said Old Pete, in a depressed tone.
'What do you mean, &viendosexo quot;Huh"?'
'Well, let me tell you what happened. Viendosexo I was walking down by the canal
earlier and I saw this woman drowning. I pulled her out and viendosexo she said to me,
"Thank you, viendosexo sir, for saving my life." I said, "No problem,&
quot; and then she
said, "I am a witch and to thank you properly I will grant viendosexo you a single
wish.&
quot;'
'She never viendosexo did?' said Neville.
'She did,' said viendosexo Old Pete. 'But she was either a bit deaf or had water in
her ears, because I now possess this ten-inch pianist.'
'viendosexo I've heard it before,' viendosexo said Neville.
'Everyone's heard it before,' said Old Pete. 'But it'viendosexo s viendosexo a blinder of a
joke, isn't it?'
'A classic. Same again?'
'viendosexo Cheers,' said Old Pete.
'But surely.' said Norman. 'I mean, you have. I mean.'
'What?'
Norman Hartnell shook his head. 'Nothing,' he said. 'I'm sure I'viendosexo ll figure
that out, given time.'
'Amber bottle tops,' said Neville.
'Sorry?' said Norman.
'Amber bottle tops this week, red last week, green the week before.'
'Oh yes,' said Norman. 'Amber this week. Don't serve anything else, will
you?'
'I am a professional,' said Neville. 'Do I have to keep on
telling you?
And what would happen if I did make a mistake? It would hardly be the end
of the world, would it?'
Norman did not reply.
The viendosexo big brass band played the theme tune from Blue Peter. The world-famous
Brentford Girls' School Drum Majorettes high-stepped and baton-twirled;
carnival floats manned and womanned by Brentfordians who had actually spent
their viendosexo Millennium grant money on what they said they would followed behind.
Viendosexo these fine-looking floats were constructed to display